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25-01-08, 09:48 PM
2.A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
3.Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
4.Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching....get a good grip of your mobile....still searching....sorry no brains found.
5.A man pays $2 for a $1 item that he needs & A woman pays $1 for $2 item that she doesnot need.
6.For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
7.God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
8.HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
9.Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
10.I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
11.My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
12.One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
13.The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
14.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
15.We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
16.We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
17.What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
18.You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.
19.You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
20.Some people die. Others become a teacher...
3.Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
4.Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching....get a good grip of your mobile....still searching....sorry no brains found.
5.A man pays $2 for a $1 item that he needs & A woman pays $1 for $2 item that she doesnot need.
6.For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
7.God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
8.HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
9.Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
10.I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
11.My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
12.One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
13.The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
14.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
15.We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
16.We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
17.What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
18.You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.
19.You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
20.Some people die. Others become a teacher...