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15-01-08, 07:25 PM
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?
I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.
At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities
she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked,
"Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?"
In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll
hold your monkey for you."
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." > ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SANTA: A new bike.
I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.
At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities
she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
One day a father called his 6 children together and asked,
"Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?"
In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll
hold your monkey for you."
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." > ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SANTA: A new bike.