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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."



a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes



I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!



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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other


Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


Golden Words.:
" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Then
A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."



1small love story
Boy &girl in restaurnt
Boy-I love u
Girl-I dnt love u
Boy-Think again?
Girl-No No & No
Boy-waiter,bring separate bills.
Girl-ok ok I@love u.



Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
American : That is great, I will take two of them.


Ques: What did the gangsters son tell his dad when he failed his examination ?
Ans: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but i never told them anything.







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Life Is Like
A Flowing River Full Of
Opportunities ...
Its Up To You
Whether You Stand With The
Bucket Or A Spoon ...


Forces against us
can "never" be more powerful
than forces "within" us...
Trust GOD "completely"
HE will never give us
anything we cannot handle!


"All The water in the ocean
can never sink a ship unless it gets inside."
All the pressures of life
can never hurt Us unless we let it in!!


LOVE starts with a SMILE,
Grows with a KISS,
and ends with a TEAR.
But
FRIENDSHIP starts with eyes,
Grows with an UNDERSTANDING
and ends with DEATH


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very nice posts